Girl code for dating
A man may get to know a woman better via texting or instant messaging but shall never ask said woman out via text message or instant message.A man should not cheat, but when he does he should do his best to escape the ramifications, as it is simple biological fact that man will do his best to maximize his genetic chances. Any woman that cheats must, from that point forward, be referred to as 'That slut' and is to be completely and utterly removed from any and all social circles that are considered original property of the man.The following are acceptable reasons to dump a woman: Breaking up with a girl over the phone is to be considered a cardinal sin against all that is manly.
If she dumped you, dating her friends is allowable, but proceed with caution. It will not work, and you'll seem like an unconfident princess.
A man is also entitled to castrate any man who sleeps with his woman.
If he chooses to exercise this right, no male jury member may vote for his conviction.
The title of "Her Man" may only be given by the aforementioned woman.
If it is found that she has more than one "Man", all titles are null and void, and it is considered bad form to continue to spend time with her.