Dating religious man
So when Christian Mingle asked me to fill out what I thought being a Christian means in my bio, I immediately thought of Christmas and filled that in.
I didn’t think I’d have much luck on a site that asked me for my favorite Bible passage.
As much as I had hoped to celebrate Christmas one day, a month to flirt behind a screen was a bit steep.
I tried “smiling” at a bunch of men, hoping that if they forked over the money, they could talk to me. Then I smiled back whenever I received a smile, hoping that there was a loophole (like two smiles = a free introduction).
Another strange financial aspect to Christian Mingle: I had to Christian Mingle sent annoying emails every couple of days, especially if my activity dropped off (see the screenshot above).
usually describe my religion as “Jewish, heavy on the –ish.” (Read: I will not go to services or fast on Yom Kippur, but I will swing by your breaking-the-fast party and bring some schmear.)But during a dating dry spell that’s longer (and dryer) than Moses’s 40 days of wandering in the desert, I agreed when asked me to check out some popular religious dating apps and sites.
So I spent a month on JSwipe, dharma Match, Atheist Passions and Christian Mingle.
Anyway, the bios on the site weren’t very impressive, and some were even offensive.
Like this one that read, “I am a nice, smart, polite and honest human being with a good, kind heart.